12.Music Is My Boyfriend
作詞：Joel Gibb
I found music
And he found me
I gave him some tambourine
He gave me a scream
I washed his dirty underwear
He made me toast
Music filled my mug with Vaseline
I gave him a choke
We could be happy
We could be free
If we don't make-out
Or fall in love
I found music
And he found me
Bleeding from my fingers and knees
Plugged into a drum machine
Nailed to my head a tambourine
And a guitar laced to my waist
Stone cold fever
An internal melody
Guitars make me happy
Drum beats make us all free
Solid as a rock lover
Is the music in me
I found music
And he found me
A balding head-banging pre-teen
So he seduced me in a dream
I kissed his ugly gangly greens
He swallowed my pee
We live to be happy
And pray to be free
But it was soon found out
That my body is brief
I found music
And he found me
He kept me singing
To my dying day
Sing to be happy
Hum to be free
The eternal harmony
Music and me
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